• Reading article over at Cracked
• Notice this
• Immediately think of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
• …
• After brief pause recognise it as own name as well

My name’s not as common as stuff like Tom or Jack, and not used in any words or phrases like TOMb or JACKsonville, so I never really get to see it written down, partly because I never write it down I guess. They can’t find you if they don’t know who you are! And partly because for my signature I’m trying to bring back that thing of just putting an ‘x’. Apparently, it raises questions as to the validity and enforceability of documents, deeds and wills, but I say it raises how cool I look to sexy bank tellers.