Suddenly receiving an email apparently from yourself titled “My idea” that you did not send is both frightening and exciting. Sorry, I meant frightening and fright-instilling. For a brief moment I thought it was some kind of letter bomb but then I remembered technology doesn’t work like that at all, so I was forced to come to the only logical conclusion that it was some kind of “Final Solution” an alter ego/doppelganger was trying to carry out. You’ve become sloppy in your old age Bizzaro-me!

BENNY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT SCREENING MY MAIL???